Cox Crow
Asking the Stupid Questions Since 1971
Everybody's Doing It, So Why Don't We?
Because a blog post about blogs is obligatory, I now point to Lotus's Ed Brill, blogging officially since January 14, 2003. I will now continue my lack of posting about posting.
1:28:38 PM # Google It!
Penetrating this Thick Skull
Spotted in advertisements last night:
- "VerizonWireless: for all your wireless needs." The clip shows a plethora of wireless devices leaping into a briefcase, starting with an 802.11b card being inserted into a laptop.
- But wait, there's more! Not only do you get the Incredible Gadget for just $19.95 (plus shipping and handling), but we'll include rush delivery at no extra charge! And that's not all! If you call now, we'll also add your name and address to our database so that you can receive Important Updates about this Incredible Offer!
1:17:37 PM # Google It!
Making Mistakes
Who the Hell decided that Outlook is a good mail user agent, worthy of the Enterprise? It may be an improvement over PROFS, but it's not good.
12:16:08 PM # Google It!
I Learn From My Mistakes
While at St. John's College, I was often spare of change. When I did have two quarters to rub together, my first thought was chocolate. So when the candy machine in Campbell's basement ate my quarters and didn't deliver that Hershey's Almond bar, all I had to do was shake it a little, tip it a bit forward, and, uh, catch it as it fell on top of me.
Yesterday I felt the chocolate urge, and went to satisfy it. My first $0.75 yielded chocolate, but the second, that was problematic. The little spiral turned and turned and stopped, leaving my KitKat® stranded inside.
I didn't pull the candy machine down on top of me this time.
10:37:08 AM # Google It!